Ahh, the youth of America


I found this online and think it’s just classic. Apparently this chick was asked to stop texting during the movie twice. On the third time, she kicked her out and wouldn’t refund her, as per the house rules.

She went on to leave them a profanity-laced voicemail, which I’m sure was fueled by a little liquid courage (although, does she even sound old enough to drink? Just sayin’…) and in turn, the theater created a PSA that is shown before all (R-rated) movies now, featuring the transcription of her rant. Below is the clean version:



Wine 101


I ♥ social media because you can create things like this:

Also, if you’re listening Pixar, I’m available for voiceover work and I probably work way cheaper than Hilary Duff or Mylie Cyrus. Just throw me a couple videos from the Disney vault and I’m good to go.